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Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight into the path of a bus. FML

#21518472
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20272) - you deserved it (2098)

On 01/23/2016 at 6:26am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

#21499543
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18557) - you deserved it (2162)

On 12/03/2015 at 12:33am - love - by killmenow - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML

#21499273
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20444) - you deserved it (7882)

On 12/02/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Nightbird827 (man) -

Today, HR sent a review email to me asking me to anonymously tell them about my boss. I decided to use this opportunity to tell them what a dick he was. I printed off the review, filled it out, then scanned and emailed it to myself. Or so I thought. Turns out I'd sent the review to my boss. FML

#21498760
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18213) - you deserved it (17226)

On 11/30/2015 at 11:01pm - work - by jobless (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I realised there's a reason that no one talks to the weird guy from choir practice. I was nice to him a couple weeks ago and now he won't stop following me around the school and watching my group at lunch from behind a pole. FML

#21497720
89 comments

Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML

#21488242
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21704) - you deserved it (2217)

On 11/04/2015 at 1:02am - animals - by downgirl - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said "But seriously... no." FML

#21486387
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26202) - you deserved it (1747)

On 10/31/2015 at 3:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML

#21486017
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21005) - you deserved it (1936)

On 10/29/2015 at 11:21pm - misc - by qourt - United States

Today, at work on a construction site, my coworker dropped a small piece of metal from 4 stories, and it struck another worker. We quickly began to climb down to see if the person was OK, and the same coworker dropped a metal pole, and crushed my hand, two minutes after the first accident. FML

#21485887
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23631) - you deserved it (1352)

On 10/29/2015 at 4:51pm - work - by sparky83000 - Canada

Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML

#21485715
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23017) - you deserved it (6473)

On 10/29/2015 at 4:58am - intimacy - by Natasha (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I knocked a girl lightly in the head with a prop at a costume party. I apologized profusely to the drama queen as she walked away blinking and holding her head. My boyfriend then told me that she had recently had brain surgery and it was hard for her to even leave the house. FML

Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML

#21485396
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22944) - you deserved it (2899)

On 10/28/2015 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I called a doctor's office for a referral. I was in public, so when she asked me what type of issue I had, I mumbled that I had a vaginal issue. After painstakingly having to repeat this several times, she said she was asking what kind of insurance I have. FML

#21485084
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22328) - you deserved it (4126)

On 10/27/2015 at 4:16pm - health - by Jess -

Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML

#21483477
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25010) - you deserved it (2286)

On 10/23/2015 at 4:41pm - misc - by haunted (man) - United States (Florida)



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