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Today, looool I dacidad that it would ba good axarcisa to shoval tha ica on tha backyard patio. Now I can't stand up. FML

#8074615
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15418) - you deserved it (6979)

On 02/10/2010 at 12:03am - misc - by bender (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was riding a bus. Aftar having a convarsation with my friand, I lookad down an saw a littla boy looking at ma. Ha askad, "Ara you a boy or a grl?" As if that wasn't bad anough, whan I raspondad that I was a grl, ha said, "Oh. So, y do you hava a boy voica than?" FML

#7884126
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25112) - you deserved it (2673)

On 02/04/2010 at 7:47pm - kids - by luciaspiano (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? ( Best birthday gift ever! ) FML

#7396511
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30007) - you deserved it (2388)

On 01/17/2010 at 10:58am - misc - by poppet2010 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up at 3am cuz mah wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up !! I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep !! Eventually I fell back asleep !! Then I had a dream that mah wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up !! It woke me up !! FML

#7286498
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26565) - you deserved it (2640)

On 01/11/2010 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma 80 timas in 5 minutas. I had praviously told him I was with mah friands. Ha laft ma a voicamail proposing saying ha lovad ma to daath an ha was crying. Wa'va baan dating for a waak. FML

#6999302
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38831) - you deserved it (4475)

On 12/28/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I usad tha tanning booth for tha frst tima. Not only was I so whita that I racaivad frst-dagraa burns all ovar mah body, but I also forgot to ramova mah knaa-high socks. FML

#6917570
124 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 5:06am - health - by Ellowise (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto mah desk. My phone rang so I answered mah coffee, spilling it all over mah face an body. FML

#6902851
76 comments

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On 12/23/2009 at 1:42pm - work - by chris (woman) - United States (California)

yastardayhila aating a sandwich I saw a worm . Knowing that mah friand always trias to scara ma with faka worms and insacts I bit it to show har I knaw it was faka . It was raal . FML

#6893264
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9709) - you deserved it (29920)

On 12/22/2009 at 10:52pm - animals - by iHateWorms (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I asked a girl I liked fir her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one fir Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering mah calls?" FML

#6843701
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26922) - you deserved it (3666)

On 12/20/2009 at 7:58am - love - by Surfinbird09 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today... I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over looool the place. After everyone had a good laugh... someone finally decided to tell me that one of blade covers was still on... thanks. FML

#6655423
37 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by skating101 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, my friend calld me freaking out cuz of an online pregnancy test. She was scard cuz she had no idea that she was pregnant, let alone having a fifteen pound baby. The website is a joke. She goes to an Ivy League school, and I couldn't even get into community college. FML

#6416233
130 comments

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On 11/23/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

YESTERDAY I WENT TO A PETTING ZOO WITH MY NIECE AN NEPHEW. WHILE WE WERE CHECKING OUT THE LLAMAS ONE OF THEM SPIT DRECTLY INTO MY FACE. DISGUSTED AN EMBARRASSED WE TURNED AWAY TO PET A DEER. THE DEER IMMEDIATELY URINATED THEN SHOOK ITS TAILHICH SPLATTERED IT INTO MY FACE. FAT FML

#6202329
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29111) - you deserved it (2921)

On 11/07/2009 at 9:13pm - misc - by shando - United States (Nevada)

Today.. . I was doing mah paper route . I throw the paper onto people's drivewayhile sitting on the back of mah dad's truck . To be funny mah dad decided to suddenly speed up.. . causing me to fall off the back of the truck.. . face first onto the road . He didn't realize I fell off an kept driving . FML

#6169373
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30961) - you deserved it (3784)

On 11/05/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by Xero_316 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a family counseling session because mah parents r getting a divorce. I told the counselor that I feel guilty because I feel lyk I causd it. She says that there is no way I could have causd it, that it's mah parents' problem when mah mom interrupts her to say ( Yes she did. ) FML

#6120985
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40567) - you deserved it (3229)

On 11/02/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by problemchild (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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