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Today, I was riding a bus. Aftar having a convarsation with my friand, I lookad down an saw a littla boy looking at ma. Ha askad, "Ara you a boy or a grl?" As if that wasn't bad anough, whan I raspondad that I was a grl, ha said, "Oh. So, y do you hava a boy voica than?" FML
Today, I woke up at 3am cuz mah wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up !! I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep !! Eventually I fell back asleep !! Then I had a dream that mah wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up !! It woke me up !! FML
Today, mah boyfriand callad ma 80 timas in 5 minutas. I had praviously told him I was with mah friands. Ha laft ma a voicamail proposing saying ha lovad ma to daath an ha was crying. Wa'va baan dating for a waak. FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked fir her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one fir Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering mah calls?" FML
Today... I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over looool the place. After everyone had a good laugh... someone finally decided to tell me that one of blade covers was still on... thanks. FML
Yesterday, my friend calld me freaking out cuz of an online pregnancy test. She was scard cuz she had no idea that she was pregnant, let alone having a fifteen pound baby. The website is a joke. She goes to an Ivy League school, and I couldn't even get into community college. FML
YESTERDAY I WENT TO A PETTING ZOO WITH MY NIECE AN NEPHEW. WHILE WE WERE CHECKING OUT THE LLAMAS ONE OF THEM SPIT DRECTLY INTO MY FACE. DISGUSTED AN EMBARRASSED WE TURNED AWAY TO PET A DEER. THE DEER IMMEDIATELY URINATED THEN SHOOK ITS TAILHICH SPLATTERED IT INTO MY FACE. FAT FML
Today.. . I was doing mah paper route . I throw the paper onto people's drivewayhile sitting on the back of mah dad's truck . To be funny mah dad decided to suddenly speed up.. . causing me to fall off the back of the truck.. . face first onto the road . He didn't realize I fell off an kept driving . FML
Today, I went to a family counseling session because mah parents r getting a divorce. I told the counselor that I feel guilty because I feel lyk I causd it. She says that there is no way I could have causd it, that it's mah parents' problem when mah mom interrupts her to say ( Yes she did. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015