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by CheeseyPotatoes / 04/11/2011 at 9:16am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
by 2classicNot2 / 04/09/2011 at 3:52am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by crazystar69 / 03/09/2011 at 1:19pm / United States (California) / Love
by uglywoman / 12/14/2010 at 3:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by bleh / 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/15/2010 at 7:05am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Money
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
by cganon / 09/21/2010 at 8:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
by bloodymatzaball / 08/01/2010 at 8:34pm / United States / Work
by Tp / 06/29/2010 at 8:39pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
by jcheer113 / 05/17/2010 at 12:10am / United States (New Hampshire) / Transportation
by sliceddice / 03/10/2010 at 11:08am / Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn) / Love
Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in I start to hear a noise and thinking it was the tram, decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like an evil giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle aged man taking photos of me. FML
by tramrider / 03/07/2010 at 11:29am / United Kingdom (Greater London) / Transportation
by crimson28 / 03/07/2010 at 3:18am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by itsawonderfulife / 02/23/2010 at 1:25am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…