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by bellabreeze / 08/08/2012 at 11:29pm / United States (Maine) / Kids
Today, while doing my job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around the parking lot and picked some trash up, trying to help out. Faith in humanity: +1. About an hour later I saw a woman pick a bug off of her windshield and eat it. Faith in humanity: -200. FML
by TJ / 08/08/2012 at 7:23am / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I tried to trim my dog's nails. After about a half hour of barking, biting, and general freaking out, I gave up and decided to pay someone else to do it. I'm a vet, and do this for a living. FML
by cutup / 07/11/2012 at 1:54pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by cloudberry / 05/27/2012 at 4:00am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML
by lon01t / 05/07/2012 at 4:43pm / United Kingdom (Falkirk) / Kids
by N / 05/07/2012 at 5:51am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous
Today, a repairman came to fix my couch, which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal, I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame, but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML
by grovage / 05/02/2012 at 8:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm / United States / Love
by leprechaun23 / 04/23/2012 at 12:21am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by whyme / 03/10/2012 at 6:37pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Madzison / 02/06/2012 at 5:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 10:49am / United States (Wyoming) / Money
by queenlatifa101bebe / 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/14/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Nicole557 / 11/03/2011 at 6:56am / United States / Animals
- Today, my crush got together with a dude on my 18th birthday party after I tried my best to win her… Today, my bike brakes failed as I was going downhill. I ended up running a light and hit a car at… Today, I was complaining to a coworker about how my manager had changed my schedule without telling…