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Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML

#20010519
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20679) - you deserved it (2791)

On 08/08/2012 at 11:29pm - kids - by bellabreeze - United States (Maine)

Today, while doing my job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around the parking lot and picked some trash up, trying to help out. Faith in humanity: +1. About an hour later I saw a woman pick a bug off of her windshield and eat it. Faith in humanity: -200. FML

#20009222
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21940) - you deserved it (2200)

On 08/08/2012 at 7:23am - work - by TJ (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried to trim my dog's nails. After about a half hour of barking, biting, and general freaking out, I gave up and decided to pay someone else to do it. I'm a vet, and do this for a living. FML

#19923772
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21270) - you deserved it (5639)

On 07/11/2012 at 1:54pm - animals - by cutup (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

#19687214
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21552) - you deserved it (2273)

On 05/27/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by cloudberry - United States (New York)

Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML

#19587881
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22803) - you deserved it (2170)

On 05/07/2012 at 4:43pm - kids - by lon01t (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

#19586113
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29088) - you deserved it (4666)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, a repairman came to fix my couch, which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal, I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame, but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML

#19565371
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4273) - you deserved it (69604)

On 05/02/2012 at 8:43pm - misc - by grovage - United States

Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML

#19522114
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37855) - you deserved it (2827)

On 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

#19514784
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18251) - you deserved it (3668)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by leprechaun23 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother screamed and swore at me because I said I was looking to move out soon. Apparently, the idea of me moving out at 27 and her getting a job to pay her own way is devastating. FML

#19253027
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26760) - you deserved it (2550)

On 03/10/2012 at 6:37pm - misc - by whyme - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

#19008453
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26711) - you deserved it (4161)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML

#18518938
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9108) - you deserved it (32951)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:49am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML

#18471784
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24839) - you deserved it (14548)

On 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by queenlatifa101bebe (woman) - United States

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32716) - you deserved it (4276)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with my cat. FML

#18145611
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24279) - you deserved it (9330)

On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States



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