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by bellabreeze / 08/08/2012 at 11:29pm / United States (Maine) / Kids
Today, while doing my job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around the parking lot and picked some trash up, trying to help out. Faith in humanity: +1. About an hour later I saw a woman pick a bug off of her windshield and eat it. Faith in humanity: -200. FML
by TJ / 08/08/2012 at 7:23am / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I tried to trim my dog's nails. After about a half hour of barking, biting, and general freaking out, I gave up and decided to pay someone else to do it. I'm a vet, and do this for a living. FML
by cutup / 07/11/2012 at 1:54pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by cloudberry / 05/27/2012 at 4:00am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML
by lon01t / 05/07/2012 at 4:43pm / United Kingdom (Falkirk) / Kids
by N / 05/07/2012 at 5:51am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous
Today, a repairman came to fix my couch, which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal, I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame, but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML
by grovage / 05/02/2012 at 8:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm / United States / Love
by leprechaun23 / 04/23/2012 at 12:21am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by whyme / 03/10/2012 at 6:37pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Madzison / 02/06/2012 at 5:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 10:49am / United States (Wyoming) / Money
by queenlatifa101bebe / 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/14/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Nicole557 / 11/03/2011 at 6:56am / United States / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…