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Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son askd a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbd her with a fork. FML

#20829995
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59487) - you deserved it (5436)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , it was my son's fift birtday!! I askd my grandmoter , wo is a baker , to make a birtday cake 4 te party!! Two ours after te party startd , se arrivd drunk wit a large am wit candles in it!! mega FML

#20826835
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49021) - you deserved it (4339)

On 08/08/2013 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today... my mother yelld and yelld at me until I apologizd to our cat 4 not petting him when he sat on my lap. real FML

#20825844
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45510) - you deserved it (5267)

On 08/07/2013 at 4:55pm - misc - by wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe (woman) - Sweden

Today, I realized I'm getting my period looool pretty soon !! How? I started crying and trowing plates cuz I tougt we were out of sweet bread !! FML

#20825062
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40644) - you deserved it (15818)

On 08/07/2013 at 2:51am - health - by FuckYouMotherNature - United States (California)

TODAY, I SPRAYED DOWN SOME ANTS IN MY HOUSE. IN THE SEA OF ANT CORPSE WAS A SINGLE LIVING ANT SEEMINGLY CRADLING A DEAD ONE IN ITS ARMS. I'M CONVINCED I JUST BECAME THE VILLAIN IN AN EPIC TRAGEDY. NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY ANT PROBLEM BECAUSE I CAN'T BEAR TO TEAR ANOTHER FAMILY APART. FML

#20824961
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48111) - you deserved it (23138)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Yesterday, daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she think she'll be by then. She said, "Thrty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML

#20823686
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58895) - you deserved it (14703)

On 08/06/2013 at 11:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today... I raalizad tat ma angar problams ava gottan out of and...an I soutad "Fuck you!" at ma toastar. My mood swings and lonalinass ava also raacad a naw looool ig... avidantly... as ma naxt actions wara to apologiza to ta applianca and tan continua talking to it. FML

#20823279
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46668) - you deserved it (9138)

On 08/06/2013 at 2:19am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Was Washing Up In A Public Bathroom, When I Looked Up 4 A Second And Saw A Kid In The Mirror Staring Back At Me. I Gasped, As I Thought The Place Had Been Empty. He Whispered, "It's Time To Die." I Screamed And Ran Out, Only To Hear Him Burst Out Laughing Behind Me. FML

#20817313
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49879) - you deserved it (8451)

On 08/02/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by lights on forever (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

I turnad 17. My parants complataly forgot it was my birthday... an whan I ramindad tham... my dad thought it was my 18th. Ha was acstatic an mantionad that I can looool "finally gat tha hall out." FML

#20816873
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49552) - you deserved it (3182)

On 08/02/2013 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday, my grlfriend dumpd me fir no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updatd her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commentd, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML

#20816836
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51793) - you deserved it (5661)

On 08/02/2013 at 10:53am - love - by tkghan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I met te most beautiful grl I've ever seen on te beac. I was nervous, but I just smiled an said, "Hey, your really pretty." Ten I let out a orrific fart. FML

#20816798
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51749) - you deserved it (11065)

On 08/02/2013 at 9:58am - misc - by YouSoSmelly (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was watcing ma 3-year-old sister play in te battub . Se started screaming at er toys, saying "You're staying under te water until you DIE!" Se ten looked at me and cackled . I sare a room wit tis demon cild . big fat FML

#20814477
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50058) - you deserved it (3697)

On 08/01/2013 at 12:03am - kids - by ktiskool (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, I FINALLY GAVE AWAY ALL OF THE STUFFD ANIMALS THAT I'VE BEEN HOARDING FOR YERES. PROUD, I TOLD MY FAMILY. THEY CONGRATULATD ME BY BUYING ME STUFFD ANIMALS. FML

#20812476
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44079) - you deserved it (4483)

On 07/30/2013 at 11:06pm - misc - by TheSacredTeddyBear (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together . The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still lovd him . He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm ( in the way of there love . ) mega FML

#20805936
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58380) - you deserved it (4153)

On 07/27/2013 at 3:56am - love - by Immaculatedream (woman) - New Zealand

TODAY , I WAS TALKING TO MAH GIRLFRIEND ABOUT HOW I'M JEALOUS OF HER BEST GUY FRIEND ALWAYS HANGING AROUND HER. SHE RESPONDED BY SAYING , ( WAIT , I THOUGHT YOU KNEW I WAS DATING HIM TOO? ) FML



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