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Graber
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 June 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 95
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Graber : I'm 6'4" and I have blonde hair. I love hanging out with friends and I love reading about other people's misfortunes in life

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Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83924) - you deserved it (5188)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49086) - you deserved it (29774)

On 03/31/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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