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Today, my best friend and I, after years of sexual tension, began to have sex for the first time. Things got heated and he decided to abruptly stand up with me around him. I got so nervous, spazzed out, and now have 37 staples in my head courtesy of his bookshelf. FML

#21284031
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22464) - you deserved it (3750)

On 10/23/2014 at 9:25pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I walked into the kitchen at the exact moment my uncle decided to bend over in short shorts. Apparently, his ballsack decided it needed extra room, because it dangled out of his pant leg. FML

#21283844
86 comments

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On 10/23/2014 at 4:05pm - misc - by Alexismaria - United States

Today, I dressed up in my nicest clothes and spent ages putting makeup on before going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice. The only person who acknowledged me was a guy who yelled, "Hey, wanna fuck?! Not like anyone else would ever touch you, am I right?!" FML

#21283051
71 comments

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On 10/22/2014 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML

#21282836
62 comments

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On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, I fell asleep on the couch. My parents didn't wake me up, went to bed and set our burglar alarm. If I trip a motion sensor, a siren will go off. The motion sensor in my living room is pointed directly at me and I have to pee. It's been 2 hours. FML

#21282761
77 comments

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On 10/21/2014 at 10:11pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML

#21281971
89 comments

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On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML

#21280577
64 comments

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On 10/18/2014 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by fizzie101 - United States (California)

Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML

#21279374
87 comments

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On 10/16/2014 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML

#21278553
122 comments

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On 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML

#21277708
103 comments

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On 10/14/2014 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, it's the first birthday of the condom in my pocket. FML

#21276832
89 comments

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On 10/13/2014 at 10:15am - intimacy - by badplacerightnow (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after getting stressed out by my parents having a serious fight for hours, I'm now listening to their make-up sex. FML

#21275167
51 comments

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On 10/10/2014 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by housewiththinwalls - Sweden

Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML

#21272324
134 comments

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On 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm - love - by whywouldyoudothat - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML

#21268339
82 comments

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On 09/30/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML

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79 comments

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On 09/28/2014 at 11:30am - intimacy - by tw@ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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