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GovernorGeneral
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 730
  • Number of comments : 446
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About GovernorGeneral : Colour me orange.
Mmm oranges ^Q^

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Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11631) - you deserved it (51478) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36766) - you deserved it (3391)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India



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