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  • Number of visits : 1902
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

#19282725
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8332) - you deserved it (34510)

On 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by StinkyandStupid - United States

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

#19270798
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25754) - you deserved it (2242)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by lanu (man) - United States

Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML

#19270777
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26248) - you deserved it (1713)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37150) - you deserved it (5504)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

#18935378
104 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

#17755908
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22417) - you deserved it (2428)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:40am - animals - by izu - United States

Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML

#17754607
73 comments

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On 09/15/2011 at 10:38pm - work - by MrTandy - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33865) - you deserved it (14919)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

#15059457
106 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML

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84 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm - animals - by Catscratch (man) - United States (California)



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