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Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML
by doggone / 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by Grindyloo / 05/05/2012 at 6:06am / Kids
by muddled / 05/02/2012 at 2:16am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/01/2012 at 4:24am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by faux ma / 04/28/2012 at 11:06pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by crazyk2468 / 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Health
by foshizzle / 04/25/2012 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Sad Sally / 04/24/2012 at 7:22am / United States / Health
Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by anniemeece / 04/07/2012 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by bman / 04/07/2012 at 2:41am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/31/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 10:59am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by lct722 / 03/16/2012 at 1:54am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
by Sica / 03/15/2012 at 3:28pm / France / Health
- Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to… Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I… Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't…