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Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

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274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133) - you deserved it (2727)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15153) - you deserved it (3069)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16280) - you deserved it (1592)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:40am - animals - by izu - United States

Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML

#17754607
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20930) - you deserved it (2263)

On 09/15/2011 at 10:38pm - work - by MrTandy - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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236 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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101 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML

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On 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm - animals - by Catscratch (man) - United States (California)



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