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Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML

#19578544
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17473) - you deserved it (29911)

On 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm - animals - by doggone - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37125) - you deserved it (2400) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML

#19562059
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19319) - you deserved it (4526)

On 05/02/2012 at 2:16am - love - by muddled (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just turned 19. FML

#19557146
141 comments

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On 05/01/2012 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I told the hairdresser that my kid had cut my hair. I don't have kids. I was just really drunk. FML

#19545053
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6444) - you deserved it (27943)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by faux ma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found the best cure for constipation is having my brother scare the literal shit out of me, in Walmart. FML

#19532255
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23005) - you deserved it (2245)

On 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm - health - by crazyk2468 (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

#19526031
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21946) - you deserved it (2694)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML

#19520944
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28662) - you deserved it (2562)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:22am - health - by Sad Sally (woman) - United States

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

#19438168
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22583) - you deserved it (2532)

On 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

#19421623
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10451) - you deserved it (46353)

On 04/07/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by bman (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

#19381776
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23314) - you deserved it (10258)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out what a bottle of regurgitated wine looks like on white bedsheets. FML

#19325916
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15364) - you deserved it (8873)

On 03/22/2012 at 10:59am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I panicked when I saw a spider on my shoulder from the corner of my eye. It was a birthmark. The same one that has been there for the last 23 years. FML

#19286969
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8834) - you deserved it (19877)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by lct722 - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

#19283083
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23077) - you deserved it (5919) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/15/2012 at 3:28pm - health - by Sica - France



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