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Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML
by doggone / 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by muddled / 05/02/2012 at 2:16am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/01/2012 at 4:24am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by faux ma / 04/28/2012 at 11:06pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by crazyk2468 / 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Health
by foshizzle / 04/25/2012 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Sad Sally / 04/24/2012 at 7:22am / United States / Health
Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by anniemeece / 04/07/2012 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by bman / 04/07/2012 at 2:41am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/31/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 10:59am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by lct722 / 03/16/2012 at 1:54am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…
- Today, after tossing and turning for hours trying to sleep, I finally doze off. I am then awoken by… Today, I was excited to finally leave for Minnesota to visit the college of my dreams. I drove two… Today, my supervisor at work took me into the back room, saying "several other cashiers complained…