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  • Number of visits : 1900
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML

#20805096
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28579) - you deserved it (65602)

On 07/26/2013 at 6:11pm - love - by i suck, this i know :( (man) - Malawi (Blantyre)

Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML

#20804901
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44616) - you deserved it (3539)

On 07/26/2013 at 3:55pm - misc - by trailertrashyanditsucks (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I am defending a client on trial for perjury. She is a sweet girl and the first person I've loved in years, but she keeps doing everything she can to make herself look guilty in front of the jury. Now I'm having a daily crisis of conscience in the middle of the courtroom. FML

#19597965
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18332) - you deserved it (4965)

On 05/09/2012 at 3:34pm - love - by chieftain (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

#19597798
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20794) - you deserved it (1932)

On 05/09/2012 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

#19586096
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49492) - you deserved it (9327)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML

#19585247
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21003) - you deserved it (2329)

On 05/07/2012 at 12:12am - money - by rofindie (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

#19584517
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28833) - you deserved it (2594)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by gutted (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML

#19584469
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20604) - you deserved it (4872)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by fock (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML

#19584401
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13488) - you deserved it (172517)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML

#19583870
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42147) - you deserved it (4428)

On 05/06/2012 at 8:13pm - intimacy - by madseason (man) - United States

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

#19582200
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28908) - you deserved it (6447)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Bridget (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML

#19581531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22237) - you deserved it (4324)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by flustered (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, while at the store, I realized how socially inept I am when I said "excuse me" to a shopping cart because it was in my way. FML

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

#19579357
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11180) - you deserved it (34048)

On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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