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GothicPanda
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 January 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 397
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML

#6472262
388 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6750) - you deserved it (78100)

On 11/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by obsessed (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

#5811871
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7867) - you deserved it (100382)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to ride my rusty old bike to work, since it will help the environment. I was standing up and had a tight grip on the handle bars. The handle bars came off and I fell down on the cross bar, busting my nuts. FML

#4967329
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32897) - you deserved it (7243)

On 09/01/2009 at 12:03am - health - by David (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

#4967264
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20684) - you deserved it (31427)

On 09/01/2009 at 12:00am - animals - by polish_chik - Canada (Ontario)



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