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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 908
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About Goose3 : I DoNt CaRe WaT PLp ThInK oR sAy AbOuT Me!!!!!!! Im only on fml wen im bored out of my fking mind so i like to pic randowm figths and dont bother saying anything about my speling cuzz i really dont care so if u want to talk to me just pm me;)

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