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Goose3
  • Town/Country : H-Town, EmO LaNd
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 685
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Goose3 : I DoNt CaRe WaT PLp ThInK oR sAy AbOuT Me!!!!!!! Im only on fml wen im bored out of my fking mind so i like to pic randowm figths and dont bother saying anything about my speling cuzz i really dont care so if u want to talk to me just pm me;)

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Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12912) - you deserved it (34915)

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