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Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29797) - you deserved it (2480)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that when microwaveable pizzas say "Caution, hot after cooking" what they really mean is that you should be prepared for the cardboard tray to fall apart when you try to pick it up and that boiling hot cheese is going to run down your arm. FML

#18853779
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24818) - you deserved it (7744)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:19pm - health - by ohforcheese - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

#18834443
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35392) - you deserved it (3078)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

#18803544
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24391) - you deserved it (3170)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the gynecologist for the first time. I was so nervous that when she extended her hand to shake mine, I gave her my handbag instead. FML

#18792975
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23724) - you deserved it (3822)

On 01/13/2012 at 2:48am - health - by shellie - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

#18761652
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14242) - you deserved it (33900)

On 01/09/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

#18749585
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17314) - you deserved it (31501)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by caught - United States (Washington)

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

#18624102
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32460) - you deserved it (2910)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

#18568632
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29421) - you deserved it (2697)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:39am - misc - by sigh (woman) - United States

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

#18540980
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32957) - you deserved it (2564)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

#18467751
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44052) - you deserved it (5361)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11919) - you deserved it (89089)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML

#18458740
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26786) - you deserved it (3279)

On 12/08/2011 at 4:14am - love - by disappoint - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML

#18411297
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25056) - you deserved it (3629)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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