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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 136
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Goodliife : "something sarcastic about my self"

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Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6926) - you deserved it (66874)

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