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  • Number of visits : 111
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Goodliife : We live in a world where the treatment of your body is the only and right thing to care about. Several hours at the gym each day, The perfect diet combined with the perfect workout, to create the perfect body. It's pretty much the only thing we judge by now a days..

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Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6917) - you deserved it (66838)

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