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  • Number of visits : 2667
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About GoodLookingGeese : I'm too old 4 this s^it..























Little persistent aren't you?

















Well bug off...
or I'll call Mr.Obvious for help!

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Today, I went to my regular pharmacist of three months, and since I've always seen him on a crutch, I asked him how his leg was. His response: "Still missing". FML

#19903690
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22006) - you deserved it (6223)

On 07/07/2012 at 3:26am - misc - by sozzy - United States (California)

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

#19858168
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22722) - you deserved it (2075)

On 06/27/2012 at 10:28pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I laughed when I shouldn't have and am probably fired. What happened? My boss asked me if birds were reptiles. I thought he was kidding. FML

#19817734
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25160) - you deserved it (3124)

On 06/20/2012 at 8:46am - work - by notanidiot - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

#19812569
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22819) - you deserved it (15155)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

#19791702
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12119) - you deserved it (25769)

On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada

Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML

#19763954
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9011) - you deserved it (31300)

On 06/10/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27013) - you deserved it (2832)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

#19710621
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19047) - you deserved it (39558)

On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I ran for editor-in-chief of a magazine. I spent hours working on my speech, and offered a bunch of new ideas to increase readership. My opponent just said that she, "loved the organization". I lost by a 4-1 margin. My opponent later announced her plans for next year. They were all of my ideas. FML

#19602303
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27567) - you deserved it (1963)

On 05/10/2012 at 11:45am - misc - by PollingLow (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

#19541631
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6950) - you deserved it (80698)

On 04/28/2012 at 10:31am - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

#19490705
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24600) - you deserved it (4915) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -

Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML

#19457431
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18450) - you deserved it (6308)

On 04/12/2012 at 7:53pm - misc - by questionmark707 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18255) - you deserved it (47460)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

#19401263
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13713) - you deserved it (22822)

On 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by potatoebee - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

#19276451
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25875) - you deserved it (2308)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)



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