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Goldenberry

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 April 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 453
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Goldenberry : I come on FML when I'm bored. I love touch rugby, track and field, and gymnastics. I love writing and reading. I hate cookies and ice cream and cake. I love singing and drawing. I love animals. Hmm... What else? Oh yeah and I wish I was a shape-shifter. Mhm that's about it.

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Goldenberry's favorite FMLs

Today, after having recently told 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57417) - you deserved it (9340)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that I have a rack and butt most grls would be jealous of. That wouldn't be bad if I wasn't a dude. looool FML

Yesterday I found out I was 13th in a graduating class of about 350 students. When I told mah mother without batting an eye she told me "Hey shit floats". real FML

#20859797
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40118) - you deserved it (2710)

On 08/30/2013 at 12:11am - work - by Parental Support - United States (Maryland)

Today a guest of the private beach club I work at askd if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughd thinking it was a joke. She was seriou and complaind to boss saying I was absolutely no help. FML

#20837266
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43209) - you deserved it (2669)

On 08/14/2013 at 3:47pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When mah 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants an peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out 4 upsetting her. FML

#20806438
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55207) - you deserved it (4259)

On 07/27/2013 at 2:31pm - kids - by poopiter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peieng on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out an call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower!! FML

#20801125
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52188) - you deserved it (5925)

On 07/24/2013 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today , boyfriend posted a screensot from a porno on Facebook , cuz te girl in it looked freakisly similar to me. My dad commented , asking 4 a link to te video. mega FML

#20797729
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52548) - you deserved it (4069)

On 07/22/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today, I was on a bus an I was so exhausted that I fell asleep. According to a few other passengers, I nestled into the chest of the guy next to me, an hit him every time he made a noise. FML

#20795078
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41818) - you deserved it (9036)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by accountnamevalid (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... mah boyfriend startd coming onto me... despite me being on mah period. He said it was okay... an we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread mah legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy... I did. He then yelld... ( I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA! ) an broke down in laughter.

#20533607
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56005) - you deserved it (14673)

On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today, I Found Out That My Six Year Old Cousin Has A Raging Crush On My Boyfriend. She Lives Acros The Street And Watche From Her Window 4 His Car To Appear In Front Of My House. She's Indicated That She'll Stop At Nothing Until He's Hers. FML

#20028447
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23739) - you deserved it (1970)

On 08/18/2012 at 4:34pm - kids - by yoggabe (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin 4 $125. FML

#19566058
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11055) - you deserved it (27174)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States



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