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  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6690
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About GoldFishPony : Yo I read manga, play video games, watch YouTube videos, and watch a few anime. That is my life right now

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Today, my 4-year-old twin boys are fighting because they both want to watch the SAME show on Netflix. They don't want the other one to choose, because somehow that invalidates their own choice, even though they both get to watch what they want, which is "Barbie, life in the dream house". FML


I agree, your life sucks (20851) - you deserved it (1977)

On 11/25/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML


I agree, your life sucks (22361) - you deserved it (6454)

On 11/09/2015 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by bianca131 (woman) - Australia

Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML

Today, I went through an entire roll of toilet paper in just over an hour. You win this time, questionable pork souvlaki. FML


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On 10/24/2015 at 7:46pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I cried my eyes out for hours over the guy who dumped me 9 years ago. FML


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On 10/23/2015 at 2:56pm - love - by shakira, when the walls fell (woman) - Canada

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML


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On 10/21/2015 at 12:46am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML


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On 10/06/2015 at 6:03pm - animals - by aishyaslife89 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML


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On 09/25/2015 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany

Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML


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On 09/22/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by gotmilk? - United States (Florida)

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22093) - you deserved it (1979)

On 09/20/2015 at 10:15pm - love - by ohforchristssake (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a mosquito bite on my wrist. Maybe I'm paranoid, but I am pretty sure mosquito bites are not supposed to start crawling up to your armpit while swelling. FML

Today, my scumfuck brother and his friends spent my baby sister's funeral snickering and telling dead baby jokes to one another. FML


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On 09/18/2015 at 11:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was running late for school and accidentally ran a red light and got pulled over. I couldn't find the registration and was freaking out, when the cop told me that he wouldn't give me a ticket if he could give me some advice. His advice? Don't wear your shirt inside-out. FML


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On 09/18/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I'm on vacation in Japan with my brother. When he said he could speak Japanese, I guess what he really meant that he's a dumbass weeaboo who only knows the words "kawaii", "baka", "sugoi" and a few others. He ended up offending two locals so much that they beat the shit out of us. FML


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On 09/16/2015 at 1:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Japan

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