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  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6394
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About GoldFishPony : Yo I read manga, play video games, watch YouTube videos, and watch a few anime. That is my life right now

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Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22529) - you deserved it (1862)

On 10/06/2015 at 6:03pm - animals - by aishyaslife89 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML


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On 09/25/2015 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany

Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML


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On 09/22/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by gotmilk? - United States (Florida)

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML


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On 09/20/2015 at 10:15pm - love - by ohforchristssake (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a mosquito bite on my wrist. Maybe I'm paranoid, but I am pretty sure mosquito bites are not supposed to start crawling up to your armpit while swelling. FML

Today, my scumfuck brother and his friends spent my baby sister's funeral snickering and telling dead baby jokes to one another. FML


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On 09/18/2015 at 11:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was running late for school and accidentally ran a red light and got pulled over. I couldn't find the registration and was freaking out, when the cop told me that he wouldn't give me a ticket if he could give me some advice. His advice? Don't wear your shirt inside-out. FML


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On 09/18/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I'm on vacation in Japan with my brother. When he said he could speak Japanese, I guess what he really meant that he's a dumbass weeaboo who only knows the words "kawaii", "baka", "sugoi" and a few others. He ended up offending two locals so much that they beat the shit out of us. FML


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On 09/16/2015 at 1:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Japan

Today, my mother-in-law got her driver's license, despite being prone to fainting, seizures, and being on so much medication that she sometimes forgets where she is. She now wants to drive us to all our family functions, and my father-in-law won't object because he doesn't want to damage her self-esteem. FML

Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML


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On 09/07/2015 at 4:56pm - intimacy - by annonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to create another signature. I have to use one at the bank and the other around my mother, so that when she tries to cash my paychecks the bank won't let her. FML


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On 09/03/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Why - United States (California)

Today, I agreed to stay a week with my wife's parents, who she told me were traditional Japanese. I was prepared for having to wear Japanese clothes while in the house, but I wasn't prepared for communal bathing in the same huge bath with her father, grandfather, uncle and two brothers. FML


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On 09/02/2015 at 4:13pm - misc - by Alan (man) - Germany

Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML


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On 09/02/2015 at 9:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML


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On 08/29/2015 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

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