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  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 December 1983 (31 years)
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Today, I bought a parakeet 4 my kids. When I got home an presented it to looool them, they wanted to let him fly around inside. We went around the house making sure all the windows an doors were shut. Unfortunately I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML

#264253
108 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday my mother an I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggestd I get tampon instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nereest store employee an asks, ( excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin? ) FML

#251967
201 comments

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On 03/09/2009 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by tamponmayhem (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having brthday dinner with my grlfriend and her parents,hen her Dad askedhat I got her she replied "He said he was looool going to give me a Pearl Necklacehen we get home." I realized then that my grlfriend did not knowhat I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

#250417
195 comments

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On 03/09/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by Ethan (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , at te restaurantere I work , I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting te table , I was deciding between saying ( Can I get you anyting to drink? ) and ( Can I start you off wit someting? ) My actual greeting? ( Can I get you ladies looool off? ) FML

#243465
77 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by serverdessert - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a rd light. I lookd over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to mah window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey grl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up 4 it in sped and stamina." She lookd over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML

#239452
86 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Smash_Mouth - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the ER 4 severe pain in mah abdominal area. The doctor comes in after looking at the CT scan and says, ( Well it's not your appendix. ) Thinking I'm in the clear I say, ( That's Awesome ), the doctor then respondd with ( It's probably your testicles. ) FML

Today, looool I went to get a sports pysical at a ospital. My nurse was morbidly obese an unattractive. Se told me se would go troug te tests listd on te seet. Se did everyting, including feeling my genitalia. Wen it was done, I read over te seet. Genitalia wasn't a test listd. FML

#162461
183 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, during a game of manhunt, mah brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with mah very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving.

#153350
47 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw my ex-grlfriend across the street. I was walking with a grl whom I'd been hooking up with an wanted to make my ex-grlfriend jealous. I kissed her an she immediately smacked me. I got a "ha-ha" text message from my ex. FML

#142749
54 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML

#142104
981 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today... a customer that I've been waiting on 4 yeres cummed into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him... "Hey man... it looks like u lost a lot of weight! How'd u do it?" He replied... "I got cancer." real FML

#131042
37 comments

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On 02/25/2009 at 2:25am - work - by yawho (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, mah mom decidd to give me relationship advice!! She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting yur man explore ALL yur orifices." FML

#130109
58 comments

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On 02/25/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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