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GogoTheGreat
  • Town/Country : McAllen, United States
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 December 1983 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 3253
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 32 posted

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Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

#1001
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I agree, your life sucks (41777) - you deserved it (5251)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML

#576
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I agree, your life sucks (18288) - you deserved it (2026)

On 12/22/2008 at 11:18pm - work - by crapules - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42925) - you deserved it (4633)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

#398
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26542) - you deserved it (5595)

On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
39 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12742) - you deserved it (96184)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version



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