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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 February 1988 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6121
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Goddess_Rummy : FML is really beginning to suck. =\

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Goddess_Rummy's favorite FMLs

Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

#18864460
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31427) - you deserved it (8940)

On 01/20/2012 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

#18822523
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38871) - you deserved it (15029)

On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35632) - you deserved it (7386)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

#18753577
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34483) - you deserved it (6263)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13317) - you deserved it (59579)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

#18727646
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30966) - you deserved it (5006)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47789) - you deserved it (3487)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML

#18674853
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35176) - you deserved it (10430)

On 01/01/2012 at 1:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#18673458
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35754) - you deserved it (2615)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46120) - you deserved it (8606)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML

#18623921
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27969) - you deserved it (3077)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:15am - health - by themuffinman (man) - Japan

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

#18622040
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40773) - you deserved it (9910)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:11am - intimacy - by ikungfuyou (man) - United States

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

#18586179
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34627) - you deserved it (3554)

On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33806) - you deserved it (8203)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, a student came in late to class, and there were only a couple of seats available. I waved her over offering her the seat beside me with the quip, "It's OK, you can sit by me. I don't smell or anything." I realized after she sat down that she actually did. FML

#18569258
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26698) - you deserved it (4977)

On 12/21/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Derpina - United States (Louisiana)



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