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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 February 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3582
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Goddess_Rummy : FML is really beginning to suck. =\

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Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

#2562
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17217) - you deserved it (4407)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML

#2412
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25657) - you deserved it (7095)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:50am - money - by waitingformyfoodstamps - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27678) - you deserved it (1993)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

#1434
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5869) - you deserved it (47287)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24423) - you deserved it (6764)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

#345
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21944) - you deserved it (4395)

On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

#345
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21944) - you deserved it (4395)

On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

#345
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21944) - you deserved it (4395)

On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

#345
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21944) - you deserved it (4395)

On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38245) - you deserved it (20415)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version



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