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Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen . I was freaked out, but I followed him in . There was nobody in the room . I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house .
Today, mah elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went an askd if he could tone it down a little. He respondd by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to mah house, allhile his guests cheerd him on. FML
TODAY, AT THE YACHT CLUB I WORK AT A GRL ORDERED A PORTABELLA WRAP. SHE ASKED 4 NO CHEESE OR VEGGIES, JUST THE PORTABELLAS. AFTER SHE GOT THE SANDWICH AND ATE HALF OF IT, SHE SENT IT BACK SAYING SHE DIDN'T KNOW IT HAD MUSHROOMS IN IT. FAT FML
I went on a new medicine . One of the listed side-effects was ( anal seepage ) an I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's ( not a real side-effect ) . I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home . big fat FML
Today, My Cousin Taxtad Ma, Asking How Tha Chickan Pizza Had Sattlad In My Stomach. Wa Got Drunk Last Night And Had Pizza. I Thought It Was Chaasa; It Was Chickan. I'va Baan Vagatarian For 7 Yaars. Fat FML
Today my friend thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Yesterday, daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she think she'll be by then. She said, "Thrty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML
TODAY , MY PARENTS HELD A BIG FAMILY DINNER AT OUR HOUSE!! BEING THE ONLY UNDERAGE PERSON THERE , I HAD TO SIT THERE WHILE EVERYONE GOT PROGRESSIVELY DRUNKER AN STARTED COMMENTING ON HOW EERILY SIMILAR I LOOK TO SHAMU THE WHALE!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015