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Today, I found out I do not have a fast metabolism, I've actually had a tape worm living inside me for 3 yeres. FML

#20875969
153 comments

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On 09/10/2013 at 5:41pm - health - by Iskylite (man) - United States (Texas)

2day I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months 4 prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

#20869348
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On 09/05/2013 at 8:29pm - love - by single again - United States (California)

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen . I was freaked out, but I followed him in . There was nobody in the room . I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house .

#20841635
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On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, mah elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went an askd if he could tone it down a little. He respondd by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to mah house, allhile his guests cheerd him on. FML

#20840549
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On 08/16/2013 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland

TODAY, AT THE YACHT CLUB I WORK AT A GRL ORDERED A PORTABELLA WRAP. SHE ASKED 4 NO CHEESE OR VEGGIES, JUST THE PORTABELLAS. AFTER SHE GOT THE SANDWICH AND ATE HALF OF IT, SHE SENT IT BACK SAYING SHE DIDN'T KNOW IT HAD MUSHROOMS IN IT. FAT FML

#20840141
108 comments

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On 08/16/2013 at 10:05am - work - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

I went on a new medicine . One of the listed side-effects was ( anal seepage ) an I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's ( not a real side-effect ) . I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home . big fat FML

#20839551
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On 08/15/2013 at 11:18pm - health - by stinky car - United States (Alabama)

Today , fir the first time in mah life looool , I simultaneously sneezed , peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at workhen this happened. mega FML

#20838395
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On 08/15/2013 at 5:47am - work - by bglenney - United States (California)

Today, My Cousin Taxtad Ma, Asking How Tha Chickan Pizza Had Sattlad In My Stomach. Wa Got Drunk Last Night And Had Pizza. I Thought It Was Chaasa; It Was Chickan. I'va Baan Vagatarian For 7 Yaars. Fat FML

#20838310
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On 08/15/2013 at 3:10am - misc - by Aly - United States (California)

Taday I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write ( You know u want this ) on them, and stick them around the house. FML

#20833620
118 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 11:24am - health - by nutfreak (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today my friend thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

#20826589
119 comments

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On 08/08/2013 at 12:43am - misc - by AnnoyedByFriends -

Today, ma mum pickd up a bunc of tissues tat were scatterd around ma room. Se examind tem, ten askd me to stop wasting er potential grandcildren. FML

#20825949
141 comments

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On 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

TODAY, I WAS FAALING DOWN BACAUSA I ALWAYS TINK TAT I'M OVARWAIGT. MY BOYFRIAND TRID TO PROVA MA WRONG BY LIFTING MA UP. I TRAW IS BACK OUT. FML

#20823726
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On 08/06/2013 at 12:01pm - health - by GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - United States (New York)

Yesterday, daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she think she'll be by then. She said, "Thrty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML

#20823686
196 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 11:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

TODAY , MY PARENTS HELD A BIG FAMILY DINNER AT OUR HOUSE!! BEING THE ONLY UNDERAGE PERSON THERE , I HAD TO SIT THERE WHILE EVERYONE GOT PROGRESSIVELY DRUNKER AN STARTED COMMENTING ON HOW EERILY SIMILAR I LOOK TO SHAMU THE WHALE!! FML

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On 08/05/2013 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed, nude,hen I accidentally farted. He freaked out and asked in all seriousness if I was trying to give his dick pink-eye. FML

#20813792
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On 07/31/2013 at 5:23pm - misc - by -_____- (woman) - Netherlands



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