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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 May 1957 (58 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Goblin182 : I goof off at work by reading FML way to much.

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Today, after being unemployed for almost two years, I was turned down for yet another job. The reason this time? I live too far from the job. I can see the building from my bedroom window. FML

Today, after more than six years of working my ass off, I finally summoned the courage to ask my boss for a raise. She just chuckled, "I'm gonna need you to eat a dick, John." and stared at me unblinking until I awkwardly left. FML


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