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GoW_Chick

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4487
  • Number of comments : 1359
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About GoW_Chick : "Livin' Young, and Wild, and Free."

I come on here just for a laugh, in between working two jobs that pay very little, and take up most of my time, I need a good laugh, and I add a comment or two, message me if you want, I am usually on the app though so I can't promise a speedy reply, but I'll get one back to you, now go away.

Alternate Dumbass Dimension : Where the twitter tyrant rules over the dumbassian people, their language is unintelligible, common sense is scarce, and humor was never adapted, don't drink the water while passing through, dumbassitness can be contagious.

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Today, my girlfriend and I were hugging in the hall after school. This annoying kid I know walked by, and yelled, "Tiny penis!" at me. My girlfriend responded, "Yep." FML

#18872810
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37426) - you deserved it (4522)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

#18868671
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26718) - you deserved it (8573)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Russian Federation

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

#18867304
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14661) - you deserved it (25779)

On 01/21/2012 at 12:47am - love - by Reliena (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

#18864868
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25079) - you deserved it (1891)

On 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by shellski (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

#18864216
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32942) - you deserved it (5545)

On 01/20/2012 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by suffersecks - United States

Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

#18864216
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32942) - you deserved it (5545)

On 01/20/2012 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by suffersecks - United States

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

#18860865
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35877) - you deserved it (10160)

On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as pillows he needs to nap on. FML

#18860090
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33604) - you deserved it (4443)

On 01/20/2012 at 6:56am - intimacy - by Emily27 (woman) - United Kingdom (East Lothian)

Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as pillows he needs to nap on. FML

#18860090
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33604) - you deserved it (4443)

On 01/20/2012 at 6:56am - intimacy - by Emily27 (woman) - United Kingdom (East Lothian)

Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML

#18858383
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27300) - you deserved it (8403)

On 01/20/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, while over at a friend's house, I saw a framed picture of a young African boy on her fridge. I asked, "Oh, is this one of those kids you adopt from third world countries? My grandma does that too." She responded, "What do you mean? That's my cousin." FML

#18857503
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9018) - you deserved it (34712)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:33pm - kids - by WillaminaL (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

#18855245
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6859) - you deserved it (74335)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

#18845928
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38788) - you deserved it (6180)

On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31868) - you deserved it (4986)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

#18765510
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6893) - you deserved it (37196)

On 01/10/2012 at 9:50am - work - by nevasurprised - Germany



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