About GoW_Chick : "Livin' Young, and Wild, and Free."
I come on here just for a laugh, in between working two jobs that pay very little, and take up most of my time, I need a good laugh, and I add a comment or two, message me if you want, I am usually on the app though so I can't promise a speedy reply, but I'll get one back to you, now go away.
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Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States
Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 7:43am - kids - by thatoneperson - United States (Virginia)
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, I had to Google how to find the area of a circle. I'm working on my PhD in engineering. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pirsquared (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 12:03am - work - by Benjamin - United States (California)
Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 5:44pm - love - by actor my ass (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 5:44pm - love - by actor my ass (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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