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Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML


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On 01/03/2015 at 4:16pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML


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On 12/07/2014 at 3:10am - misc - by .__. (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today, while driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone and asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good for our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good for anal." FML


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On 11/02/2013 at 9:21am - intimacy - by justme - United States (Ohio)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML


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On 12/03/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Sub (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out I'm balding faster than my dad. I'm 19. FML


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On 07/15/2009 at 4:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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