Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Glowandshow

Offline (the 08/31/2015 at 5:33am) | Search for a member

Glowandshow

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 691
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Glowandshow : Just a sad girl with some FMLs to share.

Glowandshow's page activity

Visits<b>LivToFail</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 3:45pm<b>raven_yeany</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 10:44pm<b>ECraine</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 3:40am

Fucked!<b>raven_yeany</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 4:44am<b>ECraine</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 12:13am

Glowandshow's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of Glowandshow's badges

Glowandshow's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a gay bar and asking a really convincing drag queen about her daily routine. I asked how she tucked her penis in. She responded, "Um, I'm a woman." I said, "Oh I'm sorry, are you pre-op or post-op?" She said, "No, I always have been and always will be a woman, asshole." FML

#866665
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22353) - you deserved it (76671)

On 04/08/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by thatwasmiz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12887) - you deserved it (73736)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

#5739
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27121) - you deserved it (11048)

On 02/02/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by houdini - United States (California)

Today, I realized that instead of actually trying to get a job, save money, lose weight, and get thin so I could maybe attempt to date again; I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. FML

#1321
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9937) - you deserved it (39982)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:34am - intimacy - by horny bastard - United States (Minnesota)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: