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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 July 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Glowandshow : Just a sad girl with some FMLs to share.

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Today, I was at a gay bar and asking a really convincing drag queen about her daily routine. I asked how she tucked her penis in. She responded, "Um, I'm a woman." I said, "Oh I'm sorry, are you pre-op or post-op?" She said, "No, I always have been and always will be a woman, asshole." FML


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On 04/08/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by thatwasmiz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML


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On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML


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On 02/02/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by houdini - United States (California)

Today, I realized that instead of actually trying to get a job, save money, lose weight, and get thin so I could maybe attempt to date again; I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. FML


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On 01/16/2009 at 3:34am - intimacy - by horny bastard - United States (Minnesota)

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