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Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
by PissedbythePiper / 09/11/2012 at 2:11am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by PuddlePirate / 09/07/2012 at 12:23pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
by youmothERFUCKErs / 08/13/2012 at 1:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/31/2012 at 3:03pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
by quirrus / 05/07/2012 at 5:42am / United States / Intimacy
by Steve / 04/28/2012 at 9:57am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Fairy31 / 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
Today, my friend and I were playing Oregon Trail online. I googled "dysentery", and sent her an IM about the mind-blowing number of cartoons of people violently shitting everywhere. I accidentally sent it to my aunt. FML
by Gabby / 02/11/2012 at 2:10pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by johncabbot25 / 12/23/2011 at 5:53am / Canada / Love
by Joe / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML
by SetoAyumi / 11/15/2011 at 3:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 12:57pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Me / 10/27/2011 at 2:40am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my husband, who's a recovering alcoholic, and I are on holiday with our kids. He's decided he can have a few drinks because he deserves "a holiday too". He doesn't see why this should ruin ours. FML
by happymum / 08/29/2011 at 7:17am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 02/03/2011 at 3:59pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…