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Glowandshow

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Glowandshow

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 554
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Glowandshow : Just a sad girl with some FMLs to share.

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Visits<b>ECraine</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 3:40am

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Glowandshow's favorite FMLs

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

#20067181
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22191) - you deserved it (2544)

On 09/11/2012 at 2:11am - misc - by PissedbythePiper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my co-worker and I were having a conversation in Russian. Our boss overheard us talking, shouted, "I know you're talking about me! I speak Spanish too!" and threatened to fire us. FML

#20061927
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25498) - you deserved it (2992)

On 09/07/2012 at 12:23pm - work - by PuddlePirate (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML

#20018767
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30549) - you deserved it (2098)

On 08/13/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by youmothERFUCKErs (woman) - United States

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

#19710160
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10237) - you deserved it (29817)

On 05/31/2012 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

#19586096
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46455) - you deserved it (8898)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to a customer how our hotel charged his card even though he has never stayed with us. Apparently his wife is a regular customer. I can't help but feel like a home-wrecker. FML

#19541511
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31886) - you deserved it (1950)

On 04/28/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by Steve - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the boy I tutor failed his math test. As a result, the family fired me. The boy failed because he forgot to write his name at the top. FML

#19190848
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36475) - you deserved it (2061)

On 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm - kids - by Fairy31 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my friend and I were playing Oregon Trail online. I googled "dysentery", and sent her an IM about the mind-blowing number of cartoons of people violently shitting everywhere. I accidentally sent it to my aunt. FML

#19048896
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7250) - you deserved it (20779)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by Gabby (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31556) - you deserved it (3078)

On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

#18479276
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50998) - you deserved it (3860)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

#18253335
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33587) - you deserved it (3102)

On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

#18111338
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30544) - you deserved it (2892)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML

#18086799
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35644) - you deserved it (8264)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, my husband, who's a recovering alcoholic, and I are on holiday with our kids. He's decided he can have a few drinks because he deserves "a holiday too". He doesn't see why this should ruin ours. FML

Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in snow. All the local stores are closed. I'm not only currently on my period, but I'm out of pads and toilet paper. FML

#14827819
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44528) - you deserved it (9871)

On 02/03/2011 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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