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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 February 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1416
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

#17046646
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28810) - you deserved it (3253)

On 07/09/2011 at 11:12pm - health - by ilovedirt - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40106) - you deserved it (6205)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up, too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

#17044737
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33841) - you deserved it (5631)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by wolf boy - United States (Connecticut)

Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML

#17039941
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45164) - you deserved it (9703)

On 07/09/2011 at 11:19am - love - by Beanzbeanz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38675) - you deserved it (3079)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML

#17036855
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32666) - you deserved it (2632)

On 07/09/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by supergingerr11 - United States (Missouri)

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

#17035831
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34242) - you deserved it (8859)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - love - by OnlyMee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

#16499579
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13897) - you deserved it (41783)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

#16279756
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95628) - you deserved it (6375)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

#16271317
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33461) - you deserved it (4590)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by SophieGray - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that chivalry truly is dead when a seemingly fit man pushed me into a door to get a seat on the train before me. My leg is in a cast. FML

#16101857
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34208) - you deserved it (2977)

On 05/09/2011 at 3:38am - misc - by Username -

Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML

#14211022
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37959) - you deserved it (3199)

On 12/15/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by mugged (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

#14003911
104 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 9:17pm - health - by fulloshit - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML

#13853970
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25900) - you deserved it (6030)

On 11/15/2010 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML

#13770099
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32151) - you deserved it (4558)

On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)



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