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Gloritank
  • Town/Country : Riverdale, California, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 February 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1277
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, after having saved up my money for months to buy my college-bound son the car of his dreams, I got a phone call telling me it had been totalled during a drag-race. I only gave him the keys two days ago. FML

#17809481
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27246) - you deserved it (12296)

On 09/22/2011 at 11:08pm - misc - by disappointed - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML

#17801951
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8255) - you deserved it (45486)

On 09/22/2011 at 1:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31061) - you deserved it (3892)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML

#17775098
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17218) - you deserved it (2304)

On 09/18/2011 at 8:23pm - love - by DeadScared (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

#17773869
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29939) - you deserved it (3829)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

#17238923
99 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by painful (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

#17058882
137 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 10:34pm - health - by muffintop (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at work, I told a lady checking out to sign her name after sliding her credit card. After she started signing her name, she threw the pen down in frustration saying that the pen was out of ink. We use electronic pin pads. FML

#17057819
77 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 9:13pm - work - by asianjoe (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, after spending 6 months and $15,000 on lawyer fees at my 13 year old son's request, his abusive, alcoholic father no longer has any legal right to see him. How did my son repay me? He ran away to live with his father the very first time I told him he couldn't have friends sleep over. FML

#17057009
202 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by tomcat69 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

#17056931
94 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML

#17055624
161 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML

#17055167
152 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 4:54pm - animals - by worstfatherever - United States

Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML

#17054303
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29459) - you deserved it (1965)

On 07/10/2011 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML

#17051248
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32727) - you deserved it (4886)

On 07/10/2011 at 8:49am - love - by Mary - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

#17048924
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30531) - you deserved it (3031)

On 07/10/2011 at 2:03am - misc - by ugly (woman) - United States (New York)



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