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  • Number of visits : 6208
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About GlobalElephant : I really like bananas

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Today, I gave my son a row for losing a very important paper that I need for my work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML

#267
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6640) - you deserved it (52422)

On 11/10/2008 at 7:06am - kids - by Daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML

#245
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24518) - you deserved it (12659)

On 11/07/2008 at 10:33am - work - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

#240
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31614) - you deserved it (4208)

On 11/07/2008 at 2:14am - misc - by z - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13221) - you deserved it (36373)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

#94
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14288) - you deserved it (103605)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

#94
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14288) - you deserved it (103605)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

#73
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12029) - you deserved it (50903)

On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#44
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39424) - you deserved it (11055)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:57pm - love - by Mr Eek -

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68912) - you deserved it (3480)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66088) - you deserved it (18193)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -



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