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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 January 1991 (23 years)
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Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

#15852392
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32813) - you deserved it (16508)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

#15852392
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32813) - you deserved it (16508)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

#15851636
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31814) - you deserved it (7595)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

#15851636
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31814) - you deserved it (7595)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230
147 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

#14618651
113 comments

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On 01/17/2011 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

#13954362
186 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 9:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, a middle-aged woman came into the shoe shop where I work, and asked me to help her put on a pair of boots that were obviously too small. Simultaneously as I knelt down by her feet, she booted me in the face while we tried to get them on. FML

#13933361
70 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

#13932750
119 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML

#13910600
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23004) - you deserved it (15355)

On 11/20/2010 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML

#13908824
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24255) - you deserved it (7411)

On 11/20/2010 at 5:40am - misc - by misc (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML

#13894998
115 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by Amanda -

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

#13894887
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13834) - you deserved it (28534)

On 11/19/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by kay_jay1819 (woman) - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

#13886809
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29110) - you deserved it (5303)

On 11/18/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a pet store cuddling an apparently overaggressive chinchilla when it decided to bite me and run out of my hands. It is now nowhere to be found and I have to pay for it. FML

#13886609
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20207) - you deserved it (8877)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by alltimelove -



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