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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, at work, my buddy pulled up in his car. I handed him $40, and he handed me a bag. It must have looked like a drug deal, but he was actually just smuggling in the new Pokémon game for me. I'm 22, and a drug deal would probably have been less embarrassing to explain. FML
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
Friday 24 October 2014