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GlamorusKaos
  • Town/Country : Raleigh, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 May 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1244
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About GlamorusKaos : ∴ Love texting :]
∴ Hate Drama
∴ I am easy to get along with
∴ Love The Doors
∴ Crazy && obsessed pirates
∴ I drink
∴ Going to college in the fall
∴ Love make up
∴ A sucker for city life
∴ I live with no regrets

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Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

#8789 (50)

I agree, your life sucks (37232) - you deserved it (2500)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:40pm - kids - by teach - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

#2562 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (10199) - you deserved it (2749)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year old virgin. FML

#2509 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (29546) - you deserved it (3517)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:52am - intimacy - by aces10 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506 (58)

I agree, your life sucks (24745) - you deserved it (1452)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

#2485 (21)

I agree, your life sucks (12786) - you deserved it (977)

On 01/24/2009 at 9:47pm - love - by ohfantastic - United States (California)



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