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Glam
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh, PA, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 September 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 46492
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 38 posted

About Glam : What can I say? My name is Monica and I'm an average 21 year old. I enjoy hanging out with my friends, partying, spending time online, watching football, and listening to music. I am currently in college to get my masters degree in social work. I'm pretty laid back for the most part, but there are some things I am very passionate about, and if you touch on one of those subjects you are going to hear my opinion on it.

That's about it.
Maybe I'll write more some day..

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Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone had tied their enormous, growling German Shepard to the same rack. I had to wait for the owner to come out who then laughed at me. FML

#2585937
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40116) - you deserved it (5756)

On 06/03/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by j (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left for taking a piss. FML

#2569917
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38311) - you deserved it (3790)

On 06/03/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by peeepeee. - United States (Ohio)

Today, my grandfather kept on asking me questions about my girlfriend and was obviously proud of the things he remembered about her. The only thing he couldn't remember is that we broke up. I had to talk with him about our 'great relationship' for over an hour. FML

#2480755
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35969) - you deserved it (3182)

On 05/31/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML

#2449996
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39083) - you deserved it (18181)

On 05/30/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML

#2399867
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42748) - you deserved it (5822)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

#228106
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55030) - you deserved it (3088)

On 03/06/2009 at 6:11pm - work - by laurenmay (woman) - United States (Florida)



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