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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 September 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 47747
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 38 posted

About Glam : What can I say? My name is Monica and I'm an average 21 year old. I enjoy hanging out with my friends, partying, spending time online, watching football, and listening to music. I am currently in college to get my masters degree in social work. I'm pretty laid back for the most part, but there are some things I am very passionate about, and if you touch on one of those subjects you are going to hear my opinion on it.

That's about it.
Maybe I'll write more some day..

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Glam's favorite FMLs

Taday I rode bike to te grocery store. I left bike on te small bike rack tey ave outside te door. Wen I came out 5 minute later I found someone ad tied tere enormous, growling German Separd to te same rack. I ad to wait 4 te owner to come outo ten lauged at me. FML

#2585937
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43552) - you deserved it (6137)

On 06/03/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by j (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today,hile taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a ( shy bladder )!! It took me ages to pee into a cup!! looool I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangershen I finally left for taking a piss!! big fat FML

#2569917
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39920) - you deserved it (3936)

On 06/03/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by peeepeee. - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, MAH GRANDFATHER KEPT ON ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MAH GIRLFRIEND AND WAS OBVIOUSLY PROUD OF THE THINGS HE REMEMBERED ABOUT HER. THE ONLY THING HE COULDN'T REMEMBER IS THAT WE BROKE UP. I HAD TO TALK WITH HIM ABOUT OUR 'GREAT RELATIONSHIP' FIR OVER AN HOUR. FML

#2480755
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39627) - you deserved it (3507)

On 05/31/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

today I met this really nice guy at the mall an he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, an I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell an lose his number. FML

#2449996
383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41414) - you deserved it (18911)

On 05/30/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got mah belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of mah belly button so he knew exactlyhere to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of mah belly button. Guesshich one he pierced through. FML

#2399867
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45315) - you deserved it (6105)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman askd me if I could help her fine her favorite bra. I askd wat brand it was when she replid "I'll check the tag". She liftd up the front of her shirt, and flippd one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. real FML

#228106
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61979) - you deserved it (3844)

On 03/06/2009 at 6:11pm - work - by laurenmay (woman) - United States (Florida)



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