About Glam : What can I say? My name is Monica and I'm an average 21 year old. I enjoy hanging out with my friends, partying, spending time online, watching football, and listening to music. I am currently in college to get my masters degree in social work. I'm pretty laid back for the most part, but there are some things I am very passionate about, and if you touch on one of those subjects you are going to hear my opinion on it.
That's about it.
Maybe I'll write more some day..
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
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On 08/16/2009 at 3:05am - health - by irony (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
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On 08/16/2009 at 3:05am - health - by irony (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
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On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
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On 08/11/2009 at 11:07pm - kids - by ahhahaha (man) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
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On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I found out that not only has my father been cheating on my mother with another woman, but they have a child together with the same name as me. FML
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On 08/09/2009 at 5:26am - misc - by redbluegreen (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
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On 08/09/2009 at 3:31am - misc - by twitch01 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
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On 08/09/2009 at 12:22am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
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On 08/08/2009 at 6:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML
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On 08/08/2009 at 5:35am - animals - by N1ch0la1 (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML
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On 08/08/2009 at 4:48am - misc - by rivercitybarf (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML
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On 08/02/2009 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I gave my mother a pre-prepared deposit envelope with my fortnightly wage in it, in cash. I tell her exactly where the deposit box is and what to do. I'm now desperately calling the bank because my mother accidentely put my $1200 deposit in the little trash can for receipts under the ATM. FML
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On 08/01/2009 at 10:08am - money - by outagrand (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML
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On 07/30/2009 at 5:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
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On 07/27/2009 at 3:12pm - work - by fedexed (man) - United States (California)
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