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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 September 1987 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 48462
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 38 posted

About Glam : What can I say? My name is Monica and I'm an average 21 year old. I enjoy hanging out with my friends, partying, spending time online, watching football, and listening to music. I am currently in college to get my masters degree in social work. I'm pretty laid back for the most part, but there are some things I am very passionate about, and if you touch on one of those subjects you are going to hear my opinion on it.

That's about it.
Maybe I'll write more some day..

Glam's page activity

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Glam's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Glam's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

by irony / 08/16/2009 at 3:05am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

by irony / 08/16/2009 at 3:05am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

by bubbalicious / 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

by ahhahaha / 08/11/2009 at 11:07pm / United States (New Mexico) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

by Anonymous / 08/11/2009 at 12:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that not only has my father been cheating on my mother with another woman, but they have a child together with the same name as me. FML

Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML

by twitch01 / 08/09/2009 at 3:31am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

by Anonymous / 08/09/2009 at 12:22am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

by Anonymous / 08/08/2009 at 6:16pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML

by N1ch0la1 / 08/08/2009 at 5:35am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Animals

Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML

by rivercitybarf / 08/08/2009 at 4:48am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML

by Anonymous / 08/02/2009 at 5:20pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, I gave my mother a pre-prepared deposit envelope with my fortnightly wage in it, in cash. I tell her exactly where the deposit box is and what to do. I'm now desperately calling the bank because my mother accidentely put my $1200 deposit in the little trash can for receipts under the ATM. FML

by outagrand / 08/01/2009 at 10:08am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

by Anonymous / 07/30/2009 at 5:23am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

by fedexed / 07/27/2009 at 3:12pm / United States (California) / Work