About Glam : What can I say? My name is Monica and I'm an average 21 year old. I enjoy hanging out with my friends, partying, spending time online, watching football, and listening to music. I am currently in college to get my masters degree in social work. I'm pretty laid back for the most part, but there are some things I am very passionate about, and if you touch on one of those subjects you are going to hear my opinion on it.
That's about it.
Maybe I'll write more some day..
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt - right by my left nipple. Absentmindedly, I licked my finger and tried rubbing the stain out. When I looked up, the Vice President was staring at me in disbelief. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 6:19pm - work - by CMANIA (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom
Today, while riding in the car with my friends, we stopped at a red light. To our left, a very obese, middle aged man slowly unbuttoned his shirt and spread it out. He then stared at us while massaging his nipples with his thumb and index fingers for the duration of the red light. FML
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On 09/04/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by Scarred (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with a blood infection, swollen nuts, and an hole in my butt where I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML
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On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
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On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML
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On 08/31/2009 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by sadinthesack (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boyfriend and I were starting to get in the mood. I get on top of him, lean down to kiss him, and he begins to laugh. Puzzled, I ask him why. He tells me that when I'm naked and on top of him, I remind him of a cow, with 'udders' . Offended, I go to get off. 'No no' he protests, 'a SEXY cow'. FML
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On 08/30/2009 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by sigh (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML
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On 08/29/2009 at 6:58pm - misc - by deven (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, the guy I've been dating tells me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML
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On 08/29/2009 at 4:42pm - love - by Intheway (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, the guy I've been dating tells me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML
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On 08/29/2009 at 4:42pm - love - by Intheway (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, the guy I've been dating tells me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML
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On 08/29/2009 at 4:42pm - love - by Intheway (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
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On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML
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On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
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On 08/18/2009 at 7:47am - health - by Ahhwtf (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
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On 08/17/2009 at 9:50am - misc - by malebonding (man) - United States (Virginia)
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