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Gjohnson2208
  • Town/Country : SOMEWHERE, KS, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 March 1990 (24 years)
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Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27526) - you deserved it (5936)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

#17880636
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I agree, your life sucks (33361) - you deserved it (2128)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

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On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

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On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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