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Gixie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 January 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6100
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Gixie : I have actually been using FML for well over a year before I decided to create a profile and then another six months before I decided to actually start using it. I'm actually disappointed that I could have been earning badges the whole time. FML.

Gixie's page activity

Visits<b>DatBlueDerp</b> - 22 hours ago<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 10:14pm<b>LiliK</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 7:28am<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 3:56pm<b>veilsandsirens</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 5:15pm<b>MdMan2</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 8:17am<b>ollis</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 1:26pm<b>eminemineminem</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 12:41am<b>swaglesshipster</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 10:05pm<b>therealputin</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 2:54pm<b>black_day</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 8:52am<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 8:15am<b>jozhe</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 7:58am<b>swharley</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 5:17pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 4:18pm<b>_ExcitedPotato_</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 2:19pm<b>lolszilla</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 11:52am<b>eddy1965</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 11:27am

Fucked!<b>DatBlueDerp</b> - 16 hours ago<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 4:14am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 3:59pm<b>igg125</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 3:58pm<b>UserOfTheMind</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 10:32pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 9:14pm

Gixie's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

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Gixie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

by Noname / 02/26/2009 at 10:30am / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

by Duckie W / 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML

by Flubber / 02/07/2009 at 12:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

by Ah hell / 01/31/2009 at 9:43am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

by Noname / 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

by Simon / 12/30/2008 at 6:14am / Miscellaneous

Today, my son laughed at me when I tried to get him to put a bit more effort into his schoolwork. His grandmother had kindly given him all my shitty school reports from when I was his age. FML

by fataldisease / 12/11/2008 at 7:21am / Kids

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

by Mandoune / 11/07/2008 at 9:18am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous