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Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home inhich I workhile he washacking off. Our work policy states that I have to pretend not to notice. FML

#20865686
119 comments

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On 09/03/2013 at 2:30am - intimacy - by poolgirl789 (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today I announced mah engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone mah wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year so ( she has to get married first! ) My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML

#20858539
85 comments

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On 08/28/2013 at 10:21pm - love - by marryinghimanyway (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was fredhen a customer called corporate, saying I was unprofessional and rude. The ( customer ) in question was my little sister,ho I would not let buy beer with a fake ID. FML

Today, mah frst date in years cancelld on me because she has to ( wash the horse's hair. ) The date was arrangd 4 9:30pm. mega FML

#20857695
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On 08/28/2013 at 9:25am - misc - by AtLeastHaveADecientExcuse -

Today, I found out someone as a crus on me. Normally I'd be fine wit tis, if it weren't fir tat fact tat tis guy informed me tat e as collected pictures of me since te tird grade. I'm turning 23 in two weeks.

Yesterday, I did something I'd always wantd to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, an she slippd her tongue half into my mouth. FML

#20849713
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On 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm - animals - by violated ._. (woman) - United States

Today, ma little broter grabbd ma boobs and wouldn't let go until I prid is ands off. Wen I told ma mom, er response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid wo doesn't know any better." He's 14 years old. FML

#20848790
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On 08/22/2013 at 12:48am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I ad sex. Te guy texted me an our later, saying, "Tat was awkward. Let's not do tat again." mega FML

#20848750
74 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 12:27am - intimacy - by none - United States (Texas)

Today , as I was walking downstairs to get breakfast , I saw my parents had decided to have a quickie on the couch!! I had to awkwardly stand out of sight on the stairs , too scared to go down , or even back up , because our stairs creak!! FML

Today I got mah girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me . As it was her first time I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning . She won quite handily . A little irritated at this I took off the handicaps an tried again . She beat me even faster . mega FML

#20847705
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On 08/21/2013 at 11:17am - misc - by Loser (man) - United States

Today, after I had watched a few videos of myself, I realized the sound of my own voice is the single most annoying thing I have ever heard. FML

#20847659
98 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 10:08am - misc - by shut_up (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... I woka up to a vary unplaasant faaling. Apparantly... tha tattoo I got on my arm a coupla of days ago attractad hundrads of ants during its haaling procass. Thay wara litarally carrying away piacas of my skin. I can not gat tha faaling or imaga out of my haad. maga FML

#20846451
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On 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by aly55a_mariie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal fir a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained an shat there pants. FML

#20846305
128 comments

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On 08/20/2013 at 1:14pm - kids - by CrappyDay - United States

TODAY, I HAD TO ENDURE GRLFRIEND CRYING AND SCREAMING AT ME . THE REASON? I'M NOT ABLE TO PLEASE HER LIKE THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER CHRISTIAN GREY IN 50 SHADE OF GREY . WHEN SHE LEFT ME, SHE TOOK ALL HER STUFF AND LEFT ME WITH COPIE OF THE 3 BOOKS . FML

#20845941
145 comments

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On 08/20/2013 at 4:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , I walkad in on mah brothar smoking waad!! Ha immadiataly triad to hida it by dropping it down his pants , still lit!! Scraaming in pain , ha pullad down his pants!! Tha ashas burnad his knob!! I had to taka him to tha amargancy room!! FML



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