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About Girreth : Napoleon Borntoparty
It's a joke, not a dick - don't take it so hard
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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML