About Girlhomie1o1 : Hey, I'm Maya. I like chillin with friends, playing sports, playing video games, dancing, and writing. I usually use FML on my iPod but if u message me I'll try to get back to u as soon as I can.
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by crazycatlady / 08/24/2016 at 5:43am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by Till We Pass Out / 10/03/2015 at 11:30am / United Kingdom (Calderdale) / Health
Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML
by why / 03/14/2014 at 7:23pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Seriously? / 03/09/2014 at 1:08am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Depirama / 02/28/2014 at 4:26pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
by gimmeafknbreak / 01/17/2014 at 6:59pm / United States (New Mexico) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/29/2013 at 7:17pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/12/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Maine) / Transportation
by whowhat / 07/11/2013 at 2:26am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Thanks Honey / 06/05/2013 at 11:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML
by i hit a cyclist / 05/27/2013 at 7:19am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 05/08/2013 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally got to conduct my first questioning of a suspect, who had been arrested in connection with a car theft. As I recited the Miranda warning to him, my mind went totally blank, and after a few seconds, he sarcastically continued the speech for me. FML
by Anonymous / 01/17/2013 at 12:15pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML
by I think its dead / 01/15/2013 at 2:33am / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…