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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 677
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Giluh : Musician(I play bagpipes in a local pipe and drum band), power lifter, boxer, and addicted to suits. Lighthearted kind of guy. I enjoy talking to people and having deep conversations. Hit me up, homie!

If you are wondering about my nick name, it is a nick name of a nick name I got back in my old highschool wrestling team. "Giluh" is short for my nick name "Giluhgan". The more you know.

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Giluh's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find the dog had learned how to open our stair-gate and kitchen door, devoured the entire fruitcake I'd made for a special occasion, and then vomited said fruitcake all over the fabric sofa. FML

#20503420
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24520) - you deserved it (3828)

On 02/12/2013 at 8:18am - animals - by Stoopiddogbot (woman) - United Kingdom (Swansea)

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

#20502782
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32831) - you deserved it (2424)

On 02/11/2013 at 8:42pm - misc - by Target - United States

Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

#20502433
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41451) - you deserved it (3399)

On 02/11/2013 at 3:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML

#20502122
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29558) - you deserved it (27400)

On 02/11/2013 at 10:26am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

#20434659
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46527) - you deserved it (7050) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by aelia_oups - Sent from mobile version

Today, some beefed-up guy wearing a wife-beater sat in my restaurant, took out a big sack of coins, and played My Little Pony songs on the jukebox for 4 hours straight. I couldn't summon the courage to tell him to leave. FML

#20401192
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22650) - you deserved it (5241)

On 12/15/2012 at 7:57pm - work - by lingling (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31289) - you deserved it (12098)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

#13298402
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16872) - you deserved it (39932)

On 10/03/2010 at 1:08am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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