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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 June 1985 (29 years)
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Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML

#20704962
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46469) - you deserved it (5625)

On 06/04/2013 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I went shopping first thing in the morning to avoid the crowd. Having recently had surgery on my knee, I used an electric scooter to shop. The scooter died in the middle of the store. No one was around to help me. FML

#20480640
59 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 12:23am - health - by crippled shopper - United States (Illinois)

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm and I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

#20102415
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46798) - you deserved it (1914)

On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20267) - you deserved it (6392)

On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20267) - you deserved it (6392)

On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

#18239656
302 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

#18001464
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7154) - you deserved it (52315)

On 10/16/2011 at 8:47pm - health - by kp - Australia

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
141 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was walking with the dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling another friend came by, and we went talking for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone in the water instead of his stick. FML

#12753740
92 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 9:27am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I am a 26 year old guy with no kids. The coloring books were for me. FML

#6664600
24 comments

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On 12/08/2009 at 1:06pm - kids - by 2old4thiscrap (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working my shift at a fancy restaurant and it had been a really hard day. My parents came in to have dinner and surprise me. After paying, they left a note saying they would see me at home. It also said "By the way, no tip, because you stink at serving." FML

#4231634
61 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 3:12pm - work - by waiterrrrrrrrr (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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