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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 August 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 804
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About GigaPudding : I wonder what made you stop by,
I guess I'll never know why,
I'm amazed you're still reading,
Perhaps you're wondering where this is leading,
Since you're so kind,
I'll give you a piece of what's on my mind,
Chocolate 🙈

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GigaPudding's favorite FMLs

Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML

#20558527
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31267) - you deserved it (5894)

On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working at the checkout of a nearly empty store, so I picked up an empty box, closed my eyes, and slow-danced with it to the 80s love ballad playing on the radio. I don't know what's worse, dancing with a box, or opening my eyes to see ten or so wary customers waiting to be served. FML

#20161561
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7005) - you deserved it (29073)

On 11/13/2012 at 5:23am - work - by foreveralone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

#19561833
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14213) - you deserved it (51267) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14514) - you deserved it (34435)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38250) - you deserved it (2894)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41474) - you deserved it (19134)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada



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