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About GigaPudding : I wonder what made you stop by,
I guess I'll never know why,
I'm amazed you're still reading,
Perhaps you're wondering where this is leading,
Since you're so kind,
I'll give you a piece of what's on my mind,
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Friday 24 July 2015