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About Gift_of_humor : I'm:
Not Real friendly, Dyslexic, "Not a kid anymore," Interested in Korean, using the App. Trying to observe the 2 second + rule clicking y/n in moderation & in voting YDI or IAYLS. Trying to be fair & all, ya know
I love the funny comments, thanks! If I comment, myself, I almost never check back. So, if you have something to say to me, you have to message me. But please be humane.
The following FML isn't meant to be funny, its more of a "you had to be there" kinda thing. Its cryptic. Its a haunting memory. But maybe you were there? If so let me know, we could both benefit from a trip down memory lane.
Long ago, when I was a very young child, I watched an other kid lose his temper & throw a 'display' toy which hit an important mirror. Glass exploded out violently (I can still remember the noise.) I had to sort through a lot of the small pieces of broken mirror, for a bigger piece, before I could go back home. I lost a close "friend" that day. FML
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Today, at my father's funeral, they were playing the song from Phantom of the Opera where she sings about her lost father. Apparently the song organizer forgot to edit out the part where her romantic interest runs toward her and yells, "That... That THING is not your father!" FML
Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML
Today, I went to see the school counselor to schedule my classes for school. She asked me if I knew how to speak English. My parents are Chinese and I don't even know how to speak Chinese. I've lived in America my whole life. Plus, I even spoke to her in English to ask about classes. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML
Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML
Today, a coworker asked me why this week's report was not uploaded to the server. I've been writing these reports once a week for a year and they take a whole day to write. Upload them to what server? FML
Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
Today, I retrieved the wrong luggage from an airport carousel. I'm now the owner of two water-bras, a false beard, a bag of cat litter, and some anal beads. I am afraid to get in touch with the original owner. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML
Monday 1 September 2014