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About Gift_of_humor : I'm:
Not Real friendly, Dyslexic, "Not a kid anymore," Interested in Korean, using the App. Trying to observe the 2 second + rule clicking y/n in moderation & in voting YDI or IAYLS. Trying to be fair & all, ya know

I love the funny comments, thanks! If I comment, myself, I almost never check back. So, if you have something to say to me, you have to message me. But please be humane.

The following FML isn't meant to be funny, its more of a "you had to be there" kinda thing. Its cryptic. Its a haunting memory. But maybe you were there? If so let me know, we could both benefit from a trip down memory lane.

Long ago, when I was a very young child, I watched an other kid lose his temper & throw a 'display' toy which hit an important mirror. Glass exploded out violently (I can still remember the noise.) I had to sort through a lot of the small pieces of broken mirror, for a bigger piece, before I could go back home. I lost a close "friend" that day. FML

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Gift_of_humor's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML

#21257946
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36674) - you deserved it (2388)

On 09/14/2014 at 8:53am - love - by NoConfusion (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my dog is a pro at pooping directly in shoes. FML

#21257810
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29830) - you deserved it (2978)

On 09/13/2014 at 11:38pm - animals - by new dog - United States (Maryland)

Today, I watched with mild confusion as a piece of paper tucked underneath my windshield wiper flapped around on the highway. What could it be? Surely not a parking ticket. Powerless, I watched it fly away. It must have been the insurance information for the person who swiped the back of my car. FML

Today, at my father's funeral, they were playing the song from Phantom of the Opera where she sings about her lost father. Apparently the song organizer forgot to edit out the part where her romantic interest runs toward her and yells, "That... That THING is not your father!" FML

#21245330
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35486) - you deserved it (2599)

On 08/25/2014 at 7:55pm - misc - by NotThePhantom - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML

Today, I went to see the school counselor to schedule my classes for school. She asked me if I knew how to speak English. My parents are Chinese and I don't even know how to speak Chinese. I've lived in America my whole life. Plus, I even spoke to her in English to ask about classes. FML

#21200980
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44299) - you deserved it (3456)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML

#21200186
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37718) - you deserved it (5140)

On 07/06/2014 at 1:09am - misc - by x.x (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my vibrator was in another room and I was too lazy to get it. I was also too lazy to do it manually. It's like I've been married to myself for too long. FML

Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

#21196634
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35777) - you deserved it (4042)

On 07/02/2014 at 8:59pm - health - by Anonymous -

Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML

#21190114
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43727) - you deserved it (3830)

On 06/27/2014 at 6:57am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML

#21189397
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56321) - you deserved it (2994)

On 06/26/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Alex - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I got a call from a friend asking why I didn't tell him I was engaged. I'm not, but I wish I was. Rumours about my life seem to be better than the reality. FML

#21188956
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41650) - you deserved it (4095)

On 06/26/2014 at 7:35am - love - by WhenRumoursAreBetterThanReality (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, a coworker asked me why this week's report was not uploaded to the server. I've been writing these reports once a week for a year and they take a whole day to write. Upload them to what server? FML

#21162641
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37336) - you deserved it (5687)

On 06/04/2014 at 9:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

#21152151
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46355) - you deserved it (6406)

On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML



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