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About Gift_of_humor : I'm:
Not Real friendly, Dyslexic, "Not a kid anymore," Interested in Korean, using the App. Trying to observe the 2 second + rule clicking y/n in moderation & in voting YDI or IAYLS. Trying to be fair & all, ya know
I love the funny comments, thanks! If I comment, myself, I almost never check back. So, if you have something to say to me, you have to message me. But please be humane.
The following FML isn't meant to be funny, its more of a "you had to be there" kinda thing. Its cryptic. Its a haunting memory. But maybe you were there? If so let me know, we could both benefit from a trip down memory lane.
Long ago, when I was a very young child, I watched an other kid lose his temper & throw a 'display' toy which hit an important mirror. Glass exploded out violently (I can still remember the noise.) I had to sort through a lot of the small pieces of broken mirror, for a bigger piece, before I could go back home. I lost a close "friend" that day. FML
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML
Today, I spent well over an hour waiting for customer service to assist me with my forgotten password, only to realize, 5 minutes into the conversation, that I had never created an account in the first place. FML
Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML
Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML
Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML
Today, I still didn't feel quite awake after the first lesson at school, so I went to get a cup of coffee from the vending machine. I had just enough money for it. No cup dropped into the holder, and the whole thing poured straight into the drip tray while I watched. FML
Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Friday 19 December 2014