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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33285) - you deserved it (16794)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

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On 09/18/2011 at 4:17pm - animals - by shithead (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

#17757165
76 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 10:10am - love - by Cora - United States

Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML

#17706134
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15346) - you deserved it (49206)

On 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by omfgnooo (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

#17695095
295 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML

#16954245
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41171) - you deserved it (3513)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:15pm - love - by lostbandana - United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35071) - you deserved it (4845)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)



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