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Gibby
  • Town/Country : Saskatoon, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 591
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14139) - you deserved it (1491)

On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was working the night shift at the hotel I'm employed at. After checking in a young couple to the room above the main office, I was forced to listen to them having it off for most of the night, serving a very loud reminder that I've been single for five years. FML

#8582830 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (11511) - you deserved it (1723)

On 02/23/2010 at 6:52am - intimacy - by Cromwel620 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was washing my hair in the shower when the water went ice cold. It's 20 degrees outside and we have soft water which takes a longer time to wash away soap. FML

#7520027 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (13815) - you deserved it (1521)

On 01/23/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by Moondoggie_ggk69 (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a little "fun" in our secluded backyard. It was only after we had finished that we noticed the three little girls, who live next door, jumping up and down on their trampoline, with their mouths wide open. FML

#7453024 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (4775) - you deserved it (12475)

On 01/20/2010 at 7:09am - intimacy - by Tattooed_Blonde - Australia (Victoria)

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Today, while driving home, I was being tailgated. Nervously, I sped up to get them off my back. This tailgater was actually a cop in a normal car. He gave me a ticket for speeding. FML

#7319296 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (20364) - you deserved it (4744)

On 01/13/2010 at 1:58pm - misc - by thatwasnotnice (woman) - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I decided it was easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

#7244801 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (3253) - you deserved it (16707)

On 01/09/2010 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

#6665165 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (12074) - you deserved it (2804)

On 12/08/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by fatguyinalittlecoat (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in a video chat with an old friend who I haven't talked to in years, and my mom walks in. The first thing she says is, "Did you close the toilet after you pooped? Cause today on the news I heard that your poop particles can fly up to 25 feet, landing on your toothbrush." FML

#5593248 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (23269) - you deserved it (1828)

On 10/01/2009 at 9:09pm - health - by Poop (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a blind date with a girl someone in my office set me up with. Before the waitress returned with our drinks, this girl asked me to go to her parent's house and pretend to be the father of her yet unborn child because the real father is a drug addict and in jail for stealing her dad's car. FML

#5333553 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (34936) - you deserved it (1968)

On 09/18/2009 at 3:23pm - misc - by oh_its_true (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML

#5276065 (388)

I agree, your life sucks (50329) - you deserved it (2348)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

#3348411 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (34580) - you deserved it (8414)

On 06/29/2009 at 10:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

#2583409 (325)

I agree, your life sucks (42450) - you deserved it (5427)

On 06/03/2009 at 10:14pm - misc - by canadiankc (man) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver decided to spit into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

#2267007 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (41649) - you deserved it (2607)

On 05/25/2009 at 3:43am - misc - by hahahah111 (man) - United States (California)

Today, while installing a deadbolt on my closet, I did it wrong. It closed but wouldn't lock so I had to re-install it. Sitting on the floor of my closet, I shut it to make sure it was installed correctly. I locked myself in for twenty minutes, home alone, before kicking the door down. FML

#2191115 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (9346) - you deserved it (33256)

On 05/22/2009 at 8:12pm - misc - by Erin (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping in the dog world meant dominance. Well, I decided to instill my dominance and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481 (435)

I agree, your life sucks (22250) - you deserved it (97746)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)