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GiannaxRevenge
  • Town/Country : Bronx, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 April 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2046
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About GiannaxRevenge : My Chemical Romance is the best, most amazing and lifesaving band, and if you don't like them, suggit. Because nobody really cares about what you have to say. So please, don't be like those pathetic Jonas Brothers fans who need to comment everything and try to change people's opinions on music, or in this case, life -- and just keep your comments to yourself about my life. Because I don't know you, and probably don't like you. Go home.

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

#4639027
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11042) - you deserved it (50285)

On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers. When the elevator voice said, "Going down," my dad excitedly said, "Man, I love it when she says that!" loudly enough for everyone to hear. FML

#4000566
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34804) - you deserved it (3257)

On 07/24/2009 at 6:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my manager came in and said "Hey Alice, great job closing so well last night. NOT." and walked off. When I heard the door shut, I said "And great job being a bitch, you cow." I heard my manager walking back towards me. She wasn't the one who left the room. FML

#3944960
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14448) - you deserved it (37404)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:03am - work - by Alice (woman) - United States

Today, while laying out, I kept feeling something misty, like a spray bottle. Curious as to what it was since it kept coming, I looked up, only to see the painters were peeing over the side of the house, and the heavy breeze was turning their piss into a refreshing mist for me. FML

#2634152
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50334) - you deserved it (2578)

On 06/05/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by layout (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while laying out, I kept feeling something misty, like a spray bottle. Curious as to what it was since it kept coming, I looked up, only to see the painters were peeing over the side of the house, and the heavy breeze was turning their piss into a refreshing mist for me. FML

#2634152
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50334) - you deserved it (2578)

On 06/05/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by layout (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

#2626905
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35727) - you deserved it (14989)

On 06/05/2009 at 9:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

#2590991
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36647) - you deserved it (16147)

On 06/04/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by ether10 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

#2514787
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24628) - you deserved it (48834)

On 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm - health - by dearme (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31331) - you deserved it (49309)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, three women came into my work and one was wearing a shirt with a rainbow that said, "We are everywhere". I had just gotten what it was referring to and when I greeted them I ended up saying "Hi gays!" instead of the standard "Hi guys". FML

#2494614
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15636) - you deserved it (36570)

On 06/01/2009 at 6:46am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my grandfather kept on asking me questions about my girlfriend and was obviously proud of the things he remembered about her. The only thing he couldn't remember is that we broke up. I had to talk with him about our 'great relationship' for over an hour. FML

#2480755
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33673) - you deserved it (2557)

On 05/31/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my grandfather kept on asking me questions about my girlfriend and was obviously proud of the things he remembered about her. The only thing he couldn't remember is that we broke up. I had to talk with him about our 'great relationship' for over an hour. FML

#2480755
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33673) - you deserved it (2557)

On 05/31/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my grandfather kept on asking me questions about my girlfriend and was obviously proud of the things he remembered about her. The only thing he couldn't remember is that we broke up. I had to talk with him about our 'great relationship' for over an hour. FML

#2480755
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33673) - you deserved it (2557)

On 05/31/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my grandfather kept on asking me questions about my girlfriend and was obviously proud of the things he remembered about her. The only thing he couldn't remember is that we broke up. I had to talk with him about our 'great relationship' for over an hour. FML

#2480755
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33673) - you deserved it (2557)

On 05/31/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my grandfather kept on asking me questions about my girlfriend and was obviously proud of the things he remembered about her. The only thing he couldn't remember is that we broke up. I had to talk with him about our 'great relationship' for over an hour. FML

#2480755
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33673) - you deserved it (2557)

On 05/31/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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